Rules & Regulations

Activation of ACCOUNT
- Please kindly check you valid e-mail for activation of your accounts... Thank you...

Flaming
- Deliberate posts that are defamatory, abusive, harassing or threatening is prohibited.

Right to Privacy
- Since this is cyberspace, privacy and anonymity are sacred. One should never post information about another against his/her will.

Spamming
- Topics/posts that are just complete nonsense outside the appropriate areas will immediately be locked.

Porn
- If you can't see any porn here then don't bother posting. It probably isn't allowed. Posts and topics with related material will immediately be sent to somewhere else. Please be a RESPONSIBLE adult. Failure to comply will get you a Signature and Title of Porn Master and such, which isn't something to be proud of.


Cross-posting
- Posting the same inquiry over and over again in different and unrelated threads is not allowed. Should this occur, such posts shall be deleted. No other disciplinary actions shall be taken as your stupidity is enough punishment.


Plagiarism
- Give credit where credit is due. NEVER claim something you've lifted somewhere else as your own. Imitation maybe be the highest form of flattery but plagiarism is like stealing someone's underwear and claiming it as your own.

Respect
- Just because you're stronger or smarter doesn't give you the right to be an asshole. 'Nuff said. Such inappropriate conduct may force us to delete posts, ban accounts.

Signature Size
- Some members are still using dial-up *cough* so please don't hog the bandwidth with your overly large and exaggerated signatures. Please keep your siggys to a maximum of 250kb file size and dimensions of 500x200 dimensions and 500x200 pixels, whichever is more applicable. Failing to adhere to this rule would most likely result to the removal of your signature from your profile and shall then proceed to be slapped in the face in an awesome fashion.


Pictures and Screenies
- Only post pictures/screenies when necessary and relevant to the thread or discussion. When posting multiple large sized images (either in resolution, file size or both), please be advised that it preferable to post a link instead. This is to help those who are using a slow connection *cough*dialup*cough* so that the loading will not take forever. If it's a screenie, please give a brief description as what you know is not universal knowledge.


Double Post
- To avoid confusion, double posting is accepted when posting a large amount of text like guides, fanfics and such. It also acceptable in intervals of one hour after your last post and/or if you have important things to add to your last post that you may have missed. Simply put, Double Post is applicable to spamming and short replies and such until conditions above are met.

What will I do if someone/something violates the rules?
- We cannot always monitor every activity in this boards, and it is your duty to inform one of us, or all of us (if you're not busy enough I hope) if someone violates any of this rules and by doing so we will praise you for your heroic deed and you would be able to brag about it to your friends and make your momma proud by doing so.


What happens if you break the rules?
We will break you down just like the rule you broke so be a good boy and Santa might give you an extra gift during Christmas time.

If you already have an astounding record of criminal acts, we will have to put your account on a stinking jail (yes we will ban your account for an indefinite amount of time)
If you still continue to commit criminal acts, we will put you on the guillotine and display your head on the news. We will then tell all how stupid you were in an epic story that will shake the very foundations of earth itself.
If you re-register after being destroyed, we will destroy you again and add something new to the epic novel about your stupidity.

This rules are absolute and bound to crush you like the insect you are if you would violate them, or something like that.



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